On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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