why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
You are the jesus of drinking
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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