Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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