So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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