I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Randomize
