How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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