If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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