He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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