worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
You are the jesus of drinking
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
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