weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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