New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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