i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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