haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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