sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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