she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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