Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Randomize
