if you like me you must not know who I am
We're facebook friends in real life
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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