people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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