You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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