new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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