He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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