If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
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That's how twitter works, right?
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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