He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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