good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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