so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
