I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
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You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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