I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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