even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
