? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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