Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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