Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
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