ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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