Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
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