I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
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