Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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