Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
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