I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
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