Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
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