I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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