I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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