they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
i believe in u and ur pee
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