we have officially lost it.
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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