Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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