the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
As shirtless as possible
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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