PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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