That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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