Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I have post one night stand depression
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