YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
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