But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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