I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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