this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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