i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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