im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
